Deer In The Headlights

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing

delicatemotion:

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

a novel written by me

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abandonedography:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

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*big sean voice* oh god

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po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

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a-joshifer-shipper:

sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

I can’t even.

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Deer In The Headlights

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

(via boysarebetterinbooks)

(Source: fattbear, via lipstick-and-bong-hits)

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing

delicatemotion:

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

a novel written by me

(via desecratedsmile)

(via vividvisuals)

abandonedography:

9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions from Around the World

(via tries-not-to-hide)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

(via suckmydickm0therfucker)

(Source: brisakingdom, via lipstick-and-bong-hits)

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

(Source: endcas, via lus-tre)

*big sean voice* oh god

(Source: willarnett, via sometimelow)

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

(Source: twinmysteries, via trolling-potato)

(Source: ssstark, via imm0bilized)

(Source: truewildandfree, via grungepatriot)

a-joshifer-shipper:

sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

I can’t even.

(via flowers-inc)